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Revenge of the Belly Button-Sollux x Reader You knocked on Sollux's door loudly.
"Sollux!"You yelled,"Come out here,you little asshat!"You were angry.Very angry indeed,for Sollux had hacked into your laptop,making it nearly impossible to gain access to.Of course,no one answered.Who would at the sight of an angry female who was,at the moment,very dangerous?You growled in annoyance and looked for a window to break.It was like he was expecting you,for every window had wooden planks behind them.
"Fine then,if you wanna play it that way,we can play it that way."You said walking off to find a hammer,crowbar,anything to get in there to attack him.Then you realized,once you got in there,you
All the right friends in all the right places[DavexReader]
The sound of something crinkling underneath you arm is what woke you up. You groaned as you shifted in your bed, opening your eyes a crack to see what it was. There, nestled between your sheets, was a blank red envelope, slightly wrinkled. You rubbed your eyes as you reached over, clumsily ripping the paper. You pulled out a note with seven neatly printed words that looked somewhat like instructions.
Get dressed and head to the kitchen
You mumbled something about roommates as you threw on a pair of jeans (which you placed the envelope in) and a t-shirt as you hopped down the stairs to meet the person whom you shared a house w
HetaliaxReader: Scary Movie Marathon (drabble)HetaliaxReader: scary movie marathon (Hetalia of the Dead)
Ok, so the countries were having a scary movie marathon to compare their movies. Apparently all their movies were just plainly scary, yet strange. As Italy slept on one side of the room, the others watched America's movie to end the night. And believe me they all agreed that his movies were just plain... odd.
Then a knock came on the door.
"AHHH!" America screamed, "What was that?"
"It was the door git." An angry Brit said.
"IT'S THE MONSTER!" The American screamed.
"Nein, it'z probuly zomevne azking us to be quiet."
"Actuarry that's ____." Japan e
Wet Dreams.All the Scout was doing was standing up beside the door-way, drinking his beloved BONK! as hes stared at nothing particular. He looked blank and "out-of-this-world". But he was suddenly jolted back to reality when he felt himself being pushed into the room by a pair of hands between his shoulder blades. 'Whoa, what?!' He almost screeched. Behind him, he heard the door shut, and to save his drink from being split, he placed it on the desk in a mad rush. He didn't know where he was, he'd just stopped outside a door-way and started thinking about random stuff.
But he didn't turn around fast enough to face whoever the hell it was, allowing them
A Russian surprise ~~~~~~~~~~~A Russian surprise
The girl-scout rang the door bell and squealed with delight. Finally, she will get the cookie master bad
Lil' Stuffers: Chapter 6Kiba and Naruto didn’t waste any time; as soon as the waiter had finished clearing their many empty plates and loading their table up with the new treats, their hands reached out, grabbing whatever was within reach and taking huge bites of their targets, or, in some cases, simply shoving the whole thing in their mouths and chewing vigorously until they could swallow it.
“Oh man!” Naruto exclaimed through a mouthful of blueberry muffin. “These are really really warm and moist?” He swallowed, seizing a cinnamon roll and taking a huge bite of it. “Are these fresh-baked?” He polished it off in a few more
Vore High School Year 2: Chapter 2 - The ContractVore High School: Year 2 - The Contract
Robert Wright walked back to his dorm room after his encounter with the bully freshmen in the restroom, where he'd saved a freshmen student from getting his head dunked in the toilet. Returing to his room, he saw that his roommate Kris had disappeared for some reason, despite having been there when Robert left. The television wasn't on nor was any of the water running, meaning that Kris most probably had not been taken by force and was likely just out for a walk. With nothing more to do for the night, Robert took his spot on his bed and stretched out, switching on the TV to watch some comedy. As he wat
Space Heroes"Raaaaph! Stop it!"
Leonardo groaned in irritation as his brothers' bickering became louder. A headache was starting to throb behind his right eye, and Mikey's sudden scream from behind him wasn't helping. His headache flared when he heard a crash from behind Donatello's closed lab door, along with muffled cursing. Leo was on the verge of cursing himself. Of course Master Splinter had to leave him in charge while he was gone. That was just his luck.
Leo was startled out of his thoughts when something collided with the couch, causing it to shift and the blue clad turtle to nearly topple over. He peered over the edge of the couch,
White Chocolate CheesecakeCarly::) "Just try one."
Naruto::? "Don't you think it's a bit weird to be trying royal desserts?"
Carly;;) "It just depends, besides, this is good cake." :idea:! :eyes: "I'll let you dance with Sakura."
Naruto::blush:...:hmm: "Well..." :D "Alright!" (takes bite of cake) :chew:...:O_o: "Whoa..." :lol: "This is amazing."
Naruto: (takes her slice of cake)
Carly::o :noes: "Hey!"
Twister time -A bday gift for YnnepOptimus Prime looked astonished at the floor of his secret base, blinking.
“What, for Primus sake, happened to the colour? Why it’s full of… polka dots?!?” He exclaimed, looking horrified at the giant round spots. The whole rainbow fell down from the sky and got squashed on the Autobots base?
Jazz came to him, smiling. “Do you like it? I just read in the humans Net and found a really delightful game! It’s called Twister!”
The Autobots leader sighed. “Since the war with Decepticons ended you really need to find yourself a hobby.”
His first lieutenant smiled and held his servos, dragging h
Give Me A Break- Part Two“Trisha, I’m not Adam.”
“But… but you said…”
“I know what I said.” The handsome man said. “But I lied. I am not Adam. I am actually Steven.”
“Steven? …But, how could you?” The beautiful girl had tears in her eyes.
“I did, Trisha.” Steven said. “I’m so sorry. I have betrayed you.”
“I have something to tell you too, Steven. …I’m not Trisha. I’m actually Annalise.”
“Annalise? How could you? I hate you!”
“Oh, but I love you Steven. So much more than Adam.”
“I love you!&rd
MLP/EAH: Madness and Other AllergiesMaddie Hatter was restless. Her best friend Raven was far too over-obsessed with the Rebel cause, Earl Grey, her dormouse, had a stomach bug and was refusing his tea, and there was something going on at the fourth wall. This restlessness gave Maddie nervous tingles down her spine, which made her start skipping more, and skipping more made her… look more ridiculous.
Looking ridiculous was fine. Everything was fine. Heck, it was always fine. Raven was doing well with the cause, Earl Grey would probably eventually vomit out the bug, and whatever the fourth wall was doing, it would stop. Eventually, Maddie would avoid navigating through t
A Galactic Interlude #3And there you are in a living room, it could be any living room but you’re rather sure it’s yours. You sit down on the sofa because it seems to be the right thing to do and before you know it you are hitting the power button for the remote control the first image on the screen is that of Necrosis apparently digging out in a cemetery cackling with glee! Off to the side two guys standing on a small sort of stage with guitars strum a few notes look at each other and the one on the left comments first.
“Johnson how happy are folks who switched to Glasco Insurance?”
“Happier then Necrosis working as an undertaker!&rdq
Give Me A Break- Part ThreePerry was dreaming about driving in a car.
He was trying to get home, but a large cow was blocking the intersection in the city. It was only wearing socks, and it had chocolate on its face.
“Come on, move it!” Shouted a man in the car next to Perry. “I have to get my closet home before my wife gets mad!”
“Onion rings.” Said the cow.
Suddenly Perry was in the backseat, and the car flew over the cow. It plunged downward onto a road with endless forests on each side. No other cars were on the road.
The car was apparently driving itself, and it wasn’t doing a very good job. It drove into a well-lit neon
Full House Chapter oneOne day, in the lair of the Magolor.... "Hey Marx, I'm bored." Magolor told his best friend, Marx. "Me too, we got nothing to do, we have to junk food or sodas, we are going to die in here." Marx told him. The two were clearly bored. That's when a idea came up in Marx head.
"Hey Magolor, why don't we watch some TV?" He questioned him. "I don't know, TV has some pretty odd stuff." Magolor said. "Well that's the only thing we can do." Marx said. "Now if you mind I am going to pick up the remote." Marx told him. Marx tried getting it, but because of the lack of hands, he couldn't. So he tried to use his feet to get the remote, and after a whil
27He had 27 bones
in his left hand, all under a thick netting
of coral reef. He had 27 bones in his right hand too, each perfectly preserved.
Both hands held their breath
as he approached stage exit.
Hit every bar, tour every state.
A river runs interstate through Texas.
Small yellow lines jump straight through it.
Take the US-27 from Fort Wayne to Miami. A second doesn’t make it
to his destination.
Cobalt. Aluminum. A third was found dead, drowned in his pool,
an empty shot glass floating beside him.
Cobalt weighed down his shoulders. Alumi
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